A delightful and quirky compendium of the Animal Kingdom's more unfortunate truths with over 150 hand-drawn illustrations.
This melancholy menagerie pairs the more unsavory facts of life animals face with their hilarious thoughts and reactions. Sneakily informative, unputdownable and laugh-out-loud funny, Sad Animal Facts will put a smile on the grumpiest of cats' faces.
Fact: Harp seal pups are abandoned on beaches at birth and only 3 out of 10 survive.
Seal Pup: "I'm not on this beach to make friends."
Fact: It takes a banana slug 24 hours to get somewhere a block away.
Banana Slug: "Just start without me, I guess."
Fact: Jellyfish have no hearts.
Jellyfish: "Sorry, I'm not sorry."
Fact:If a female ferret goes into heat and doesn't mate she will die.
Ferret: "Why isn't Tinder loading?!!"
Fact: Kiwis can remember a bad memory for 5 years.
Kiwi: "This was our song."
Informative, hysterical, and relatable, SAD ANIMAL FACTS will have you crying with laughter.
